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Bellend Lockdown Sceptic, Brian Rose, Stands for London Mayor.

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Brian Rose is Running for Mayor - I PREDICTED THIS!? - YouTube

Coffeezilla “Predicted” that Expat Bellend Would “Grift” His Way to this. 

In happier, more innocent, days the Natural Law Party brought joy to British elections.

Alas, they left British politics at the start of the new millenium.

The Natural Law Party promised world peace through transcendental meditation and an end to poverty by applying the Constitution of the Universe. It even sent a squadron of 7,000 yogic flyers to end the conflict in Kosovo. But now, after years of campaigning and tens of thousands of pounds of lost deposits, the party has decided to disband. The Yogi has finally landed.


The Natural Law Party was fully active last year, fighting local and Greater London elections, as well as holding an annual conference, but its leaders have agreed to put it into deep storage. “We discussed before Christmas whether we should fight another election and we have now decided to disband the party. It is being retained on one level, but as far as elections are concerned, the Party is on ice,” a spokeswoman said.

Yogic flyers crash out of British politics

Unkind people suggested that the Natural Law Party was a  stunt to sell the  Maharishi Foundation’s version of Transcendental Meditation.

After the party’s collapse there were plans to establish a University of Natural Law, at Rendlesham, conveniently next to next to sightings of Flying Saucers. The reasons it never took off were never made clear. Yet a settlement was established, still no doubt waiting for instructions from the aether. (Ipswich Star, “Yogi’s legacy lives on” 2008).

The digital landscape has, it is said, transformed the way political campaigning works.

Now voters in London will have a chance to back a new blue-skies voyager in cyberspace, a candidate for London May, Brian Rose, who appeals to growing  constituency, the bellends.


I was feeling pretty sick myself, mentally anyway,  but my day ended well when I got an email from Brian Rose saying he was going to run for Mayor of London. It was the best news I have heard all day!

Why, you ask? After all I don’t live in London. No, I don’t, but I have been listening to Brian Rose on London Real for months now. He doesn’t buy the bag of lies we have been sold about Covid and he wants to put London back to work. Good for him, I salute him! Here in North Dakota it was fear of losing the election, due in just under a month, that backed the Governor down over his new regulations and that gave me hope! This is the hope; that if enough of us push back against the madness, maybe, just maybe, we can back these politicians down and we can save ourselves from a future that promises to be far worse than communism! 

Brian has a proven track record.

The American expat, a former Wall Street and City of London Banker, created London Real, a” new generation media business with half a billion views and two million subscribers. Brian has conducted over 800 in-depth interviews as an antidote to the numbing effects of mainstream media.”

Brian founded London Real Academy offering live personal mentorship with courses designed to help you Transform Yourself.

We believe that spending time watching or listening to inspiring people opens your mind and stimulates new ideas. We also believe in the power of personal mentorship to transform the individual.

Brian created a community of the best people around, his events are unique, completely avoiding the world of “gurus” and sticking to a the world of professionals. In being true to his intentions, Brian is building a brand customers love, not like.

There’s experts in business, physical training, pitching, space travel, physics, poker, racing etc etc etc…  and then the very same guests hanging out in the academy. London Real creates a genuinely great business where the community and content come first, and the money comes second.

The 10 Success Habits Brian Rose Uses to Bring the London Real Podcast to 40 Million Listeners.

London real appealed to Brians everywhere:

The breadth of interview and topics covered continues to expand, with popular guests including: Mantak Chia, (Taoist Master) Robert Kiyosaki, (endorsed Trump in 2016)  Dorian Yates, (Boybuilder, Yates has advocated alternative treatments for cancer. He has also made statements in interviews concerning the negative health effects of sodium fluoride additives in tap water and claimed that there are cancer viruses and sterilants in some vaccines),   Dan Peña, (the“50 billion dollar man”, Trump supporter) Bruce Lipton,  (claims that beliefs control human biology rather than DNA and inheritance), Dan Bilzerian (‘professional poker player’, tried to run as US president but ended up backing Trump in 2016), Priyanka Chopra, David Icke, Dr Joe Dispenza (Workplace Solutions & Train the Trainer–Encephalon, TTT Academy, Chiropractor )and Ido Portal (keep fit practice).

With that tasty team in mind one the priorities Rose highlights is this:

 Transform London 2021 plan of attack

Health First

We will create the strongest, most resilient citizens in the world who are physically and mentally robust, always prepared for times of crisis. We will do this by proactively implementing early education and practice of a proper diet, daily exercise routine, and the avoidance of smoking and excessive drinking. This topic is close to my heart as I’ve spent the past 9 years educating the world on how to take control of one’s own physical and mental health.

Issues of the Day?

Rose’s programme is an anti-lockdown .

Cynics and sceptics may suggest that Rose’s bid to be Mayor is a publicity stunt to get cash for his New Ageish/managerial poppycock business, London Real.
Brian Rose thinks he’s going to be the next mayor of London. I break down why Mr. London Real -betchadidn’t donate Rose is just grifting yet again, this time on a new topic. Politics.


Written by Andrew Coates

October 15, 2020 at 11:51 am

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  1. Meanwhile, more coronavirus disaster news:



    October 15, 2020 at 12:34 pm

  2. Oh dear. Not only does this guy wear pinstriped suits only suitable for very poor 1950’s mob impersonators, but he endorses the so called “Dr” Joe Dispenza, something that makes me – personally – very angry. Why? Well, as a disabled person, a man wholly dependent on a wheelchair and care staff since a spinal collapse some 3 years ago, I hate someone (like Dispenza) who tries to tell paraplegic or near paraplegic people that there is a “cure” for the condition. I’m robust enough to rise above this quackery, but I came across him via a google search on research into the condition, and can appreciate that some people might cling – like a person seeking a lifeboat, any lifeboat – to his claim that adjusting your ‘body electricity’ can get one to emulate the very late biblical Lazarus. He runs very expensive “Workshops” across the US to sell this belief, and one person writing about the experience said “What pains me though, is the method of delivery of this so called Workshop …where there never was a schedule handed out, we were left at the mercy of JD. In particular, he proceeds to claim to have witnessed spontaneous remissions of serious illnesses in his workshops, and I noticed several participants in wheelchairs or on crutches … not counting all the participants with undetectable disease in the hall … these people are especially vulnerable to false hopes that healing is instantaneous and about to happen … ! At no point does he show any real testimonies of miraculous healings … his anecdotes should suffice to make us believe in a better tomorrow …”

    He also stars in the online “Encyclopaedia of American Loons” where he is presented as “An author of several fluffy New-Age snowflake bullshit self-help books, and is particularly notable for his appearance in the deranged piece of pseudo-science delusion “What the Bleep do we know”. Dispenza, who presents himself as “Dr. Dispenza”, is the proud possessor of a “Doctor of Chiropractic degree” from Life University, and currently seems to be in the “miraculous healing” business. He has produced several Youtube videos in which he talks about quantum physics the way he sees it, which has nothing to do with quantum physics (Dispenza really doesn’t even have the faintest idea what quantum physics is), but a lot to do with gibberish centered around various ridiculous forms of woo and crackpot spirituality crap. If you enjoy torturing yourself with fluffy fogbanks of pink-tinged drivel, you should check him out. Diagnosis: Pretentious, delusional puddinghead who is apparently convinced that what he thinks becomes reality in virtue of him thinking it. Otherwise Dispenza doesn’t care too much about reality.”

    I’m sorry for going on so long, but you can see, I hope, why I’m angry.

    david walsh

    October 15, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    • The person who signaled this on FB – he’s gone on about London Real before – feel strongly for exactly these reasons, although he is not himself disabled he has been concerned about the way anti-lockdown figures have meddled into these areas.

      Bruche Lipton, to cite another, is a kenspeckle crank in his own right.

      It a vile, modern, form of faith healing.

      I would, to inject a lighter tone, is this all revealed as a front for this kind of scheme exposed in the documentary series ‘Angel’.

      “A vampire speaks to a crowd of robed vampires about his plan—a self-actualizing pyramid scheme in which vampires each turn two humans into vampires, and also bring one human to the group’s “blood bank”, which is a large cage on stage filled with people. He has published a book that tells of his plan, called Selective Slaughter: Turning a Blood Bath into a Blood Bank.”

      Andrew Coates

      October 15, 2020 at 1:40 pm

  3. I remember the yogic-flyers, they once stood in my constituency many years ago, think it was ’83 (a bad year for Labour) and they went by a slightly longer title, something like ‘The Rainbow Sunshine Natural Law Party’, but it was the same lot, they claimed to have reduced crime in Liverpool by chanting.
    The London Real cult sounds more like a cross between TV Evangelism and Scientology than Yogic flying, and also all too reminiscent of the Law of Attraction codswallop. All very laughable and amusing apart from the Real danger of innocent and unsuspecting people being taken in by this nonsense, dangerous too for spreading anti-Lockdown Covid-denial during a pandemic. I wouldn’t classify it as ‘New Age’ though, there is nothing Spiritual about it as far as I can see, more a pseudo-New Age Commercial pastiche, compared to the teachings of say Max Heindel, Manly P. Hall or Madame Blavatsky, whose philosophy pertains more to Spiritual health and Spiritual growth rather than purely focusing on physical health and the acquisition of material wealth (or more likely parting with material wealth!).


    October 15, 2020 at 2:47 pm

  4. He claims to not be a political insider, but a successful entrepreneur and TV host. Which was exactly Donald Trump’s sales pitch. He has no chance, of course, as nobody outside a small circle has heard of him, but it will definitely up his profile.


    October 31, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    • We all thought it was quite funny, some kind of Wellness New Age Trumpite….

      Andrew Coates

      November 1, 2020 at 11:31 am

  5. Brian Rose running for mayor is the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Brian is nothing but a fake con man, when one hustle didn’t work he switched to another hustle, then another, then another, each time realising that more and more people could see he’s only interested in a hustle to get your money. He’s a joke, like Trump…He’s even using the same language as Trump! … London doenst want Brian in London let alone as mayor..Go home Brian!


    November 13, 2020 at 9:35 am

  6. Why does his smirk look so much like Priti Patel’s?


    December 29, 2020 at 3:30 am

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