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Rachel Johnson on Ghislane Maxell’s “naughty eyes” – trending on Porn Hub.

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Well established rumour has this trending on Porn-Hub with videos playing out the scenario.

Written by Andrew Coates

December 30, 2021 at 3:54 pm

Boris Johnson: the Butt of the Joke?

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darts fan holds up 'all round to Boris's after' poster

Le ridicule ne tue pas?

Has taking the piss ever finished off anybody?

Boris Johnson has got it in the neck:

Let’s look at historical precedent.

The Book of Esther begins with the Persian court of King Ahasuerus, ruler of the Persian Empire holding a 180-day banquet, initially for his court and dignitaries and afterwards a seven-day banquet for all inhabitants of the capital city, Shushan (Esther 1:1–9). Advanced radical scholars interpret these lines a historical fact told through a mixture of satire and buffoonery, that is, early pantomime.

King Xerxes reigned from his royal throne in the citadel of Susa, and in the third year of his reign he gave a banquet for all his nobles and officials. The military leaders of Persia and Media, the princes, and the nobles of the provinces were present.

For a full 180 days he displayed the vast wealth of his kingdom and the splendour and glory of his majesty. When these days were over, the king gave a banquet, lasting seven days, in the enclosed garden of the king’s palace, for all the people from the least to the greatest who were in the citadel of Susa. The garden had hangings of white and blue linen, fastened with cords of white linen and purple material to silver rings on marble pillars. There were couches of gold and silver on a mosaic pavement of porphyry, marble, mother-of-pearl and other costly stones. Wine was served in goblets of gold, each one different from the other, and the royal wine was abundant, in keeping with the king’s liberality. By the king’s command each guest was allowed to drink with no restrictions, for the king instructed all the wine stewards to serve each man what he wished.

I can’t say I laughed much reading this story.

But the tale ends, according to some, happily.

There are many deaths.

Boris Johnson and his parties have featured in many jokes over the last few days.

There is of course this reality:

Whether or not the bellowing buffoon, the corrupt clown, and the dastard of Downing Street will go, remains to be seen.

Written by Andrew Coates

December 21, 2021 at 9:26 am


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Thousands Want To Attend Facebook Christmas Rave At 10 Downing St

No social distancing required. Bring Who you like. Bring your own Nibbles and drink.

This event, which from FB had got flagged in the MSM yesterday, keep on growing with 1,1 Million responses this Morning.

Going: 452.3K Interested: 610.6K.

Met Police Responds To 900,000 People ‘Attending’ Christmas Day Rave At Downing Street

The Met Police have allegedly responded to a message on their Instagram account asking if they had been made aware of the 900,000 people ‘attending’ a Christmas Day rave party at Downing Street.

Tens of thousands of people want to attend a Christmas rave event at 10 Downing St that is being advertised on Facebook.

Some of today’s Front Pages:

Written by Andrew Coates

December 10, 2021 at 8:53 am