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Alt-Left ‘News’ Sites take Blow as Labour Gets a Small Poll Lead.

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Anthony Oliveira on Twitter: "Images of Pandemonium - Satan's majestic  capital in Hell. I think Dore's Baroque nightmare is most right but i LOVE  John Martin's version where Satan's throne seems itself

Alt-Left News Media Strategy Meeting (2000).

The alt-left news media took a blow yesterday:

After the April 2020 election of Keir Starmer as Leader of the Labour Party the key players of the alt-left media met in Pandæmonium.

Exclusive, Breaking….

“Their summons called from every Band and Squared Fraction, to that Infernal Court.

Up rose Steve Walker, “I should be much for Open Warr, O Peers! We shall not bow or warble to the Labour Sire!”

No sonner had the Great Squawker from the dark unbottomed Abyss sounded than Canary voiced shrill, while wrapt waves of torrent fire enflamed.

“Yet, for so the popular vote, inclines hereto to continue, and build up here, a growing Empire” sage she stood, the Mendoza woman. So spake her thus, “Seduce them to our party, that their god may prove their foe and with repenting foe abolish his own works.”

From darkness visible there came this call, a cherub, fair faced, yclept Arron’s Baston,

“Let us favour hard liberty fore the easy yoke of Servile Pomp.”

The Great Shadow of the Synod, thunder browed rebounded then,

“Here we may reign secure, and in my choice to reign is worth ambition though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, than serve Sir Keith.”

“All is not lost, the unconquerable will, and study of revenge, immortal hate, and the courage never to submit or yield.”

The Swindon of the Rachael, the Arch-fiend’s nocent scribe, to the seat of desolation hies she…

Typical Alt-left Polls:

  • Is Keir Starmer Useless?
  • Worse than Useless?
  • A Disgrace?
  • Worse than a Disgrace?


Attempt to explain the poll away:

Written by Andrew Coates

September 10, 2021 at 2:32 pm

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  1. +1%



    September 10, 2021 at 2:44 pm

  2. Superb. BUT where is GG ? Battling SNP separatists in Birnham Woods ?

    David Walsh

    September 10, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    • Or confusing Caliban with Taliban ?

      David Walsh

      September 10, 2021 at 2:56 pm

  3. Off topic but China has recently extended its version of Clause 28 to attack LGBTQ+. In 2016 it passed a law banning depictions of gay relationships on Screen. The law banned what it describes as “unnormal sexual relationships”, including homosexuality”. Just this week it extended this to band depictions of androgynous men (the Chinese government cultural officials actually used a Chinese homophobic slur in their announcement). It claims that such images harms the Chinese family (China is on a push to raise its population) but also the Chinese military (its almost certain that China will invade Tawain in the next decade and I predict it will start with the small Taiwanese administered islands off the Chinese coast to test American resolve).
    Obviously you would expect the Left to be up in arms over this but barely a peep. Even the liberal Hollywood Elite are quiet (China is now a massive market for US Films). Hollywood actually self censors its products for Chinese tastes and grovels to China when errors are made (hence the action star John Cena’s grovelling apology in Mandarin after he described Taiwan as a country…..which it is).


    September 10, 2021 at 4:16 pm

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