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‘Oscars’ for the Most Barking Mad Left Writing.

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The ‘Barking’: Top Award for Left Writing.

The Oscars tonight will be overshadowed by the new ceremonies for the ‘Most Barking Left Writing’ (Hat-Tip: Dave Osland).

The principal coveted trophy, (pictured), will be awarded this evening in the Spring Road Allotment Shed – former Telephone Box.

The past year has seen some strong contenders for the prize.

We have had John Tummon, of Left Unity, and his ‘Calpihate motion

To show solidarity with the people of the Middle  East by supporting the end of the  structure of the  divided nation states imposed by the Versailles  settlement and their replacement by a Caliphate type polity in which diversity and autonomy are protected and nurtured and the mass of people can effectively control executive authority’. Left Unity distances itself specifically from the use of intemperate, inaccurate and moralist language such as ‘terrorism’, ‘evil’, ‘fundamentalist’, ‘viciously reactionary’, ‘murderous’, genocidal’, etc in discussion about the Middle East; these terms are deployed by people and forces seeking not to understand or analyse, but to demonise in order to dominate, and they have no place within socialist discourse.”

We have had Socialist Worker publishing Hassan Mahamdallie who compared the outsiders fighting for the genociders of the Islamic State (Da’esh) and the foreign  volunteers who backed Spanish democracy (“in the 1930s radicalised young men from the same mining communities illegally made their way into Spain to take up arms against general Franco’s fascist army”).

He added this sentence, “It has been disheartening to watch establishment Muslim leaders apologetically rushing out with condemnations. They have pointlessly distanced themselves from “John the Jihadi”—who is alleged to have killed Foley—and declared that Isis is “un-Islamic”.

The tonnes and tonnes of material written about the Ukraine has been ruled worthy of a special award – to follow.

The slaughter at Charlie Hebdo, and the Hyper-Cacher, has brought a fine crop in.

Tariq Ali set the bar high by announcing after the attack (this is a version from the 28th of January),

How serious is Islamophobia in France and other European countries?

France is the worst in Europe and tries to mask it by proclaiming its secular values (sound familiar?), but these values don’t apply to Islam. In fact, French secularism means anything but Islam. And when satirical magazines taunt them, they react. It’s as simple as that.

Only yesterday he tried to keep in the running by saying (Guardian), of Charlie.

In the 80s it had become a stale magazine, and people have told me that one reason for attacking the Muslims and reprinting the Danish cartoons was to boost circulation.” He argues that Je suis Charlie stickers express something other than support for freedom of expression and condemnation of those who murdered in the name of Islam – a loathing for Muslims.

Note: Charlie Hebdo stopped publication from 1981 t0 1992 except for a special issue in 1982.

The Socialist Workers Party Central Committee gave Tariq his angle on the 8th of January,

Racists and right wingers are trying to use Wednesday’s horrific killings in Paris to divide working people, justify imperialist intervention and whip up Islamophobia.

Almost everyone will recognise that the attacks are wrong and completely unacceptable. We must not let them be exploited to generate racism, justify more wars, or to give a boost to the far right.

The media present Charlie Hebdo as simply a “satirical magazine”. But it is not the French equivalent of Private Eye as some commentators have suggested. It may have been once, but it has become a specialist in presenting provocative and racist attacks on Islam. That does not justify the killings, but it is essential background.

Let’s unite against racism and Islamophobia.

The ever-reliable John Wight on Socialist Unity said this (8th January)  as the dead still lay unburied,

The free speech ‘merchants’, those who were so up in arms over matters related to the massacre at the offices of Charlie Hebdo, who use free speech as a sword rather than a shield, would like nothing more than to silence one of the only voices in the country’s national life who dares challenge the demonisation of Muslims and the Muslim community, establishment support for the apartheid state of Israel, and a political status of quo of military intervention overseas and social and economic injustice at home.

But it’s the Economic & Philosophic Science Review that stands out,

Fake-”left” line-up once more with imperialism to “condemn terror” over the Paris attacks, proving even further their craven capitulation to the warmongering demonisation being used to whip up World War Three. Attacking the Islamists as “reactionary” is opportunist sophistry, as is writing them off as “isolated individual terrorists” . Such pretend “Marxism” is just a cover for petty bourgeois moralising and “free speech and democracy” reformist humbug that solves nothing but helps feed the “kill them all” fascist revenge mentality stirred up by capitalist cynicism.

Further afield Ramzay Baroud‘s efforts post-Charlie in the Morning Star to pin the blame for hatred of Muslims and the crimes of Imperialism on the New Atheists merits an honourable mention.

Socialist Fight, Gerry Downing and Graham Durham of the Crickelwood People’s Republic (twinned with the Donbass),  is outstanding.

Ian Donovan is also one to to watch, “in his opinion, there is a Jewish “pan-national bourgeoisie”, which has constituted itself as ruling class “vanguard” in key imperialist countries, and it is this that accounts for US support for Israel.” (Weekly Worker).

Donovan’s recommendation, Support George Galloway MP for Bradford West, is surely in line with these views

The Weekly Worker’s Letter Page yields a rich harvest notably this which is clearly the front runner:

Sounds absurd?

Phil Kent has accused me of holding positions I never held in relation to Stalin, the issue of peak oil and reptilians (Letters, January 15). He also claims I am an elitist, because I believe in leadership.

Firstly, I never argued that Stalin’s victims “deserved to die” – I challenge Kent to prove otherwise. In passing, it’s interesting to note that following the demise of the Soviet Union, when Boris Yeltsin released the figures for individuals in Soviet prisons, these were lower than the USA. The capitalist media went silent.

Secondly, I never argued that rising oil prices would “soon” mean the end of capitalism. What I argued is that rising oil prices in the period of declining oil production, following the global peak, would lead to the collapse of capitalism, if no viable substitute for cheap oil was found. World oil production goes through three stages: rising production, peak and decline. We are still at the peak stage, when oil supply is at its maximum.

Thirdly, I never claimed that the future of humanity “may rest on the beneficence of extra-terrestrial reptiles”. I replied to Andrew Northall’s letter of December 18 and referred to the reptilian control theory, which argues that for thousands of years humanity has been controlled by a reptilian race, using their mixed reptile-human genetic bloodlines, who have oppressed and exploited humans, while claiming descent from the ‘gods’ and the divine right to rule by bloodline. Ancient and modern society is obsessed with reptilian, serpent and dragon themes, possibly due to this heritage. Even the flag of Wales has a dragon on it.

Most people have closed minds, depending on the issues. Mention the possibility of aliens secretly manipulating humanity behind the scenes and the shutters come down. Perhaps Kent should contemplate Einstein’s words: “If at first an idea does not sound absurd, there is no hope for it.

Tony Clark Weekly Worker.

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  1. Ex-Posadas Dave Douglass recently wrote in the Weekly Worker –

    “The much maligned J Posadas had put forward a simple proposition regarding this in the 1960s, a time of many alleged UFO sightings. Posadas said that in order to traverse the universe it was probable such intelligent beings had solved the basic problem of wage-slavery and achieved a communist world, freeing technological innovation. Which is a sensible enough Marxist hypothesis.

    Sadly, an overenthusiastic comrade in Belgium, during a nationwide foundry strike, put out leaflets appealing to the intergalactic comrades to come to the aid of the workers! A bit premature indeed.”

    Now that is a leaflet I would want to see.

    Something like this perhaps –

    https://proletariandemocracy.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/pd-posadist.jpg?w=700&h=

    http://weeklyworker.co.uk/worker/1040/letters/

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutionary_Workers'_Party_(Trotskyist)

    john r

    February 22, 2015 at 7:43 pm

  2. – The Oscar of the insult to the memory of our fallen comrades goes to : “Hassan Mahamdallie”
    – The Oscar of the WTF did I just read? goes to : “Letter Page”
    (clapping in the audience)

    Ane Ônyme

    February 23, 2015 at 11:30 am

  3. Sorry : Tony Clark

    Ane Ônyme

    February 23, 2015 at 11:30 am

  4. Where’s my comment gone?

    dagmar

    February 23, 2015 at 1:10 pm

  5. Comment on new Atheism?

    “Maybe it’s an extended (not funny) in-joke by the editorial team of the CPB/Star to spend a lot of space attacking someone called “Hicks”? That would explain the ramshackleness and marble-missingness, maybe?” Dagmar.

    Anyway thanks to John R for a truly magnificent find.

    There is of course an actual live Posadist in the Labour Representation Committee, who comes to the AGM.

    Like many she is shy of the UFO issue, and Posadist’s views on intelligent dolphins for that matter….

    Andrew Coates

    February 23, 2015 at 1:23 pm

  6. I have met the legendary editor of the Weekly Worker Letters Page.

    He urges us all to write.

    It might be interesting if somebody developed the Green Lizard theory in fusion with Ian Donovan’s line, and with reference to Hicks/Posadism/UFOs.

    Andrew Coates

    February 23, 2015 at 5:47 pm

  7. I did write some nonsense here as well, comrade. The WW letter on “reptilianism” is the nuttiest thing I’ve ever read this side of “Socialist Unity” and it makes me wonder if comrade John Bridge isn’t misusing his party journal as part of some alternative theatre workshop preperation.

    Forward To Hicks-Rosser-Ickeism-Juchite Thought!

    dagmar

    February 23, 2015 at 7:31 pm

  8. I think I’d have preferred Marat-Sade….

    “The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade (German: Die Verfolgung und Ermordung Jean Paul Marats dargestellt durch die Schauspielgruppe des Hospizes zu Charenton unter Anleitung des Herrn de Sade)”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marat/Sade

    Andrew Coates

    February 24, 2015 at 11:53 am

  9. Wow. Tariq Ali is impressively, horribly bad, as always, but no real points for originality there, while John Tummon I would have thought was a shoe-in – a superbly grotesque apologia for ISIS as the ‘demonised’ victim of western propaganda, along with a recommendation that it be supported, and then a mind-boggling complaint on here that those who detest ISIS cheerleaders like himself lack ’empathy’. But then I read Tony Clarke’s letter, which I am having trouble believing is a real letter at all. He is a worthy pretender to the crown of ignominy along with Tummon himself. Perhaps they could share it.

    Lamia

    February 26, 2015 at 8:24 pm

  10. When are we going to get the Ukraine update? I look forward to it being both depressing and hilarious in equal measure.

    Makhno

    March 11, 2015 at 8:35 pm


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