Laurie Penny to be Next Doctor Who Companion.
“Penny is someone who was thrown out of ballet classes at an early age “for teaching the other girls how to masturbate.”
Laurie Penny is to be the next Doctor Who companion – official.
“My very own Christian Grey-flavoured popsicle” is not a phrase I’m going to be able to burn out of my brain any time soon.”
That is the phrase that won her the coveted place.
I repeat, “”Penny is someone who was thrown out of ballet classes at an early age “for teaching the other girls how to masturbate.”
Thus says Michael Ezra.
Who is to gainsay the sage of St John’s Wood (domicile just next to the Norman Bates Hotel, his own gaff former prop Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber Burns).
Indeed it turns out to be true.
Here is somebody who knows something about the matter, Beatrix Campbell
As well as funnier, if equally frank, accounts of how she got thrown out of a ballet class for teaching the other little girls how to masturbate and why her alleged lack of “emotional boundaries” and predilection for large grey knickers have precluded the possibility of ever selling her body for sex.