Richard Seymour: the Lies Denied.
Sesquipedalian Seymour Slays Slanders.
Richard Seymour needs no introduction to an audience of advanced Marxist penseurs.
His talks with Laurie Penny, Ali G, and other intellectuals has set him apart.
Tipped for his forthcoming appearance on ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians‘ Lenny, as us close mates call him, is however the subject of vicious rumours.
A normally irenic Seymour has been shaken from his heavy responsibly building the newly formed Left Unity party by these charges by those afflicted by Oneirophrenia.
We can only echo his denials.
And indeed reverberate with them.
They have absolutely nothing to do with his past in Northern Ireland.
Not at all.