Andy Newman Invited to North Korean ‘Skiing Resort’.
Kim Jong-un has joined the growing movement to defend Comrade Andy Newman.
“Full attack. March Forward. Let’s Absolutely Finish Building Masik Pass Ski Resort Within This Year By Launching A Full Aggressive War and Full Battle.”
As part of the celebrations for the opening of this historic step forward for the Korean working class Comrade Any Newman has been invited to an, all expenses-paid, fortnight at the latest example of the victory of the Juche philosophy.
Colonel Harold Adrian Russell “Kim” Philby (Retired) writes,
“Comrade Newman has shown sterling work over the years.
Shoot the mad dogs“.
In a surprise move the son of “Che” Guevara has emerged from the Wiltshire jungle where he has been waging a thirty year long guerilla war, to give his backing to the campaign.
“¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre Andy!”