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Andy Newman Invited to North Korean ‘Skiing Resort’.

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Kim Jong-un has joined the growing movement to defend Comrade Andy Newman.

“Full attack. March Forward. Let’s Absolutely Finish Building Masik Pass Ski Resort Within This Year By Launching A Full Aggressive War and Full Battle.”

As part of the celebrations for the opening of this historic step forward for the Korean working class Comrade Any Newman  has been invited to an, all expenses-paid, fortnight at the latest example of the victory of the Juche philosophy.

Colonel  Harold Adrian Russell “Kim” Philby (Retired) writes,

“Comrade Newman has shown sterling work over the years.

Shoot the mad dogs“.

In a surprise move the son of “Che” Guevara has emerged from the  Wiltshire jungle  where he has been waging a thirty year long guerilla war, to give  his backing to the campaign.

“¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre Andy!”

Says he.


Written by Andrew Coates

October 17, 2013 at 10:26 am

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  1. Does “People’s Korea” require the use of mobile communications mass observation equipment? One particular company has a good record of this in (probably not only) various Middle Eastern dictatorships.


    October 17, 2013 at 2:34 pm

  2. Amongst the least reputable comments about Newman on Facebook was this gem, “So it’s a witch-cunt.”

    Andrew Coates

    October 17, 2013 at 4:08 pm

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