Tendance Coatesy

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Ben Gummer, Ipswich MP: Has Perter Bum Than Coatesy.

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Ben says, “I have perter bum than Coatesey”.

Tendance Coatesy presents the ‘Alternative View’ by Ipswich MP Ben Gummer.

“I would like to thank my good friend Andrew Coates for giving me this space to express myself.

God (and he alone) knows it’s hard to get an airing in the Bolshevik local press.

Well there’s been a lot of controversy in Ipswich about Zionism.

Plucky leading local Conservative Kevin  Kevin Algar has rightly brought the ‘Zionist domination of the media’ to our attention.

His views on the ‘Zionist’ threat are not alone!

On another side we are pleased to announce that, as part of our equal opportunities programme, that we now employ a Mz Toolidays as our charlady.

She has  an excellent background, Green Party, Labour Party and the Sparticist League.

And , forgive me for mentioning this Andy, my bottom is a lot perter than yours!”

Important Update: I am offended. I am offended that Comrade Coates didn’t have the courtesy to give me a ping back like this one. If he’s going to insult me, he can at least draw the insult to my attention.

PIngs away.

Written by Andrew Coates

October 15, 2013 at 10:54 am

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  1. I like your recourse to satire. Either that or you’ve been hacked, in which case my commiserations. As socialists we should indeed be champions of universal’pertness’. One of capitalism’s many depradations is the theft of surplus value from the workers’ bottoms. I think Marx was referring to this when he quipped that “All that is solid melts into air”.

    Paul Simon

    October 15, 2013 at 12:05 pm

  2. […] I am offended that Comrade Coates didn’t have the courtesy to give me a ping back like this one. If he’s going to insult me, he can at least draw the insult to my […]

  3. I would have thought you would be more interested in the reference to La Tooliday.

    She is after all the daughter of someone who was part of the ‘inner circle’ of the Ipswich hard left, albeit a while ago.

    if you see the previous post about Earth Mothers and Wacky Backy you would get the drift.

    Andrew Coates

    October 15, 2013 at 4:50 pm

  4. As long as Chippenham Labour Party doesn’t get involved in this ‘pertgate’ row, I’m fine with it all.

    dagmar

    October 16, 2013 at 5:44 pm


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