Gummer: “Passionate about Chewing Gum Mess”
Ben Gummer, Ipswich MP (Con.) Chief Executive, Ipswich Hospital, Mayor of Ipswich, Minister for Ipswich, and National Secretary of the Union of Stockjobbers presents his monthly Alternative View on Tendance Coatesy.
“It’s been a busy week.
Assisting my good friend Jorge (‘Francis’) at the consecration of Popes John XXIII and John Paul II, I remarked that Britain is a Christian country. The policies of my government should make us not afraid to say so.
I am passionate about Ipswich Hospital and the National Health Service.
My sponsorship of a pilgrimage to Lady Lane (Ipswich) for those about to take an ATOS Work Capability Assessment shows that local grass-roots action can make a difference.
Hundreds of disabled and sick people are now capable of work!
Which brings me to ‘workfare’.
Why the unemployed cannot volunteer to scrub Ipswich pavements clean (after the mess Ipswich Labour Borough Council has left them in) is beyond me.
Only last week the heel of my brogues got covered with chewing gum in Tavern Street.
The much loved statue of internationality famous Prince Alexander Sergeevich Obolensky looks as if could do with a spring clean as well!
My Hospital lacks auxiliary staff and we still have vacancies for medics.
The out-of-work could do a good job if they worked for their benefits on the wards!
We need less “Earnings Tax” and more elbow grease from those who don’t earn their sausage in return for their generous benefits.
My Cabinet’s Help to Work plans are another boost for Ipswich.
I am passionate about getting this country back to work!