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Manchester: Respect Beats Monster Raving Looney Party!

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Showed Raving Loonies What’s What.

All left-wing  eyes are on Manchester where Respect’s Catherine Higgins (182 votes, 1,1%) unexpectedly beat the Monster Raving Looney Party’s Howling Laud Hope (78 votes, 0,5%).

It’s onwards and upwards for Britain’s fastest disintegrating  political party.

  Labour Co-op Lucy Powell 11,507 69.1 +16.4
  Liberal Democrat Marc Ramsbottom 1,571 9.4 -17.2
  Conservative Matthew Sephton 754 4.5 -7.3
  UKIP Chris Cassidy 749 4.5 +3.0
  Green Tom Dylan 652 3.9 +1.6
  BNP Eddy O’Sullivan 492 3.0 -1.1
  Pirate Loz Kaye 308 1.9 N/A
  Trade Unionist & Socialist Alex Davidson 220 1.3 N/A
  Respect Catherine Higgins 182 1.1 N/A
  Monster Raving Loony Howling Laud Hope 78 0.5 N/A
  People’s Democratic Party Lee Holmes 71 0.4 N/A
  Communist League Peter Clifford 64 0.4 N/A
Majority 9,936 59.7  
Turnout 16,648 18.2  
  Labour Co-op hold Swing

 

Catherine Higgens, who supports the 9/11 ‘truth’ campaign, could not be contacted at the time of writing.

Update. National Respect issued the following statement,

This brilliant result shows that if you want change in Britain vote for Respect. Catherine Higgens has shown that nowhere is safe for the Monster Raving Loony Party. Yvonne Ridely and George Galloway are at present recording a rap, “do the Taliban mash”. Watch out Rotherham, we’re coming!

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Written by Andrew Coates

November 16, 2012 at 12:59 pm

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  1. Delighted to see the Communist League has maintained its consistently mind-boggling performance…

    uplandtrout

    November 16, 2012 at 1:14 pm

  2. Er, who on earth are the Communist League- they the telephone box congress crew that bought up the Pathfinder franchise?

    Pete Shield

    November 16, 2012 at 1:34 pm

  3. They are indeed the Pathfinder lot, although I hear that Brian Grogan is now teaching in the USA at a private school for genteel young ladies.

    Andrew Coates

    November 16, 2012 at 5:12 pm

  4. Reblogged this on A Riverside View and commented:
    To funny not to reblog.

    ariversideview

    November 16, 2012 at 6:19 pm

  5. Most amusing. Seeing the terms “Brian Grogan” and “genteel young ladies” in the same sentence is , well, you know………

    Pinkie

    November 16, 2012 at 10:00 pm

  6. A sub headline on one of the leaflets put out by RESPECT in Manchester Central contains the prophetic and memorable, ungrammatical, phrase
    “A vote that everyone will take notice of”

    Tigger

    November 17, 2012 at 1:26 pm


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