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Ipswich Port: Gateway to Hell. Brits Thinks Animals More Important than, er, Everything Else.

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Cuddly Green Ian Bone’s Comrades?

Ipswich Port: Gateway to Hell (today EADT and Evening Star). Everything you need to know about animal rights’ protesters is in this story. The Evening Star reports (here). Bear in mind, these are yer fluffy lot, who don’t (’in principle’) go in for writing hundreds of letters to neighbours accusing animal researchers of being paedophiles,  and bring misery to some fine scientists, and their families.

Apparently our town’s port may (or may not) be allowing the export of live animals. The local animal rights lot are such incompetents that they once had a demo outside the Co-Op for the old canards, despite the fact that store doesn’t sell delicious duck. So who can judge, as yet?

Now maybe Mary’s Little Lamb,  may dread a sea voyage. Maybe Veronica the Veal likes ‘em. I neither know nor care. Nor about animals, raised by farmers, to die, dying. As if I could even compare that to scenes of horror we see on the telly every night and the plight of the human victims. That brings  to all our eyes something really important about human existence and what we should be fighting for, or rather against.

All I know is that with what’s happening in Gaza, Central Africa (the one that always gets ignored by the left), Iraq, and Afghanistan, not to mention Latin America, and indeed our own Land of Gradgrind and the Workhouse, might have thought of other priorities than standing in the Whertsead Road screaming hysterically about the plight of a few beasts.

I didn’t  notice any well-known ‘anarchist’ faces in the paper, or their mates the Greens, but they may well have been there.  The harmless cranks of the so-called East Anglian Social Forum will be lending their backing. or some of them. No doubt. Even Ian Bone, in his dotage, has taken to loving fury creatures (okay in his case he loathes Upper Class Hunters but he has posted somewhere, if I could be arsed to find it, joining some animal rights’ demo in London).

Here’s to me tea of foie gras and chips!

Written by Andrew Coates

January 8, 2009 at 2:07 pm

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  1. If you’re feeling ambitious, comrade, french fires (chips to you) cooked in hot duck fat are extraordinarily delicious. Maximizes the use value of the duck, too.

    Jimmy Higgins

    January 8, 2009 at 6:36 pm

  2. In terms of incompetent demos I recall a 1968 memory of a number of us revolutionaries planning to invade the US Consulate in Liverpool in a pale imitation of the Tet ofensive, only to find when we got there, that it had moved out months months before and had been turned into a branch of Thomas Cooks…….. so we all went to the pub.

    media scum

    January 9, 2009 at 10:40 am

  3. It could have been worse. If the place had become Mothercare, it would have been an imitation of the Tot Offensive.

    Doug

    January 9, 2009 at 11:06 am

  4. In about 1981 some leftist students in Hull lived near a branch of Iceland. One morning they heard a loudspeaker message that there would be an official opening with Shirley Williams, who was one of the Gang of Four which led to the founding of the SDP. They decided to protest against her, took a banner and then realised it was Charlie Williams, the late comedian. Beat that!!

    Geoff Collier

    January 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm

  5. In fact Doug knows full well that in the futile demo dept. we in the Leamington Spa Popular Front led the world during the late 1970s.

    One I recall, was a protest organised by local anarchists was to demonstrate outside a Warwickshire (or thereabouts) Gaol to back up a ‘class war’ prisoner, who subscribed to Black Flag and Freedom. being persecuted for his opinions – put in solitary.

    Turned out he was in solitary for murdering another prisoner. Oh and a few GBH convictions, plus murder, none of them related to politics.

    Andrew Coates

    January 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm


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